Dragonball Z Brother wedgie 3/3

Radditz sighed with relief as soon as he finished the brat. This dwarf was really gettig under his skin... Was this the future of his race? The thought alone made him shiver. And then his scouter came to live, just as he was turning his head toward the ship. "No", he murmured. "No, that's just... just... impossible!" His gaze was focused on the numbers presented on the green scouter glass. He gulped, stepped slowely back from the ship. But he quickly calmed himself. The Scouter had to be damaged, without doubt... right? Radditz found himself in a curious position, half wanting the numbers to be accurate, half longing for them to be false. He turned his head away, troubled. And then, while he was biting his lip and wondering if he should tell his comrades about this, he registered two other signals! And... "Their approaching..."  Radditz coudn't believe it, even as his little brother landed before him. He, and... "Ah", Radditz murmured in a quit tone. "It's you..." When Radditz had searched for his brother he had met a namekian out in a dessert. But he had left the idiot to himself as soon as he located his real brother. And now it comes back to bite me, he tought with an angry smile. Just another proof that mercy was always a mistake. And those two were both smarter and dumber than he had thought. "Kakarot... I see you made a new friend..." "I'm not here to chat!", Goku growled. "Where is my son!" Radditz smiled and pointed towards his ship. "There. But what does that mean? Don't tell me your dumb enough to fight me? There are only four saiyans left in the galaxy. Don't force me to make it three!" And in the next second (Goku hadn't even blinked) Radditz appeared between his foes, letting out a fierce battle cry! Energy filled the air and  both Piccolo and Goku were pushed several meters away!  Far apart from eachother they finally came to an halt. Radditz smiled. "I warn you, brother. You have three seconds befor..:" Piccolo rushed forward like a blizard - only to experience a kick into his stomach, crashing back! And they were surrounded by a cloud of dust and durt. "Piccolo!", Goku screamed. He undid his heavy training equipment and started to run in his partners direction. But Radditz appeared behind him and lifted his brother up by his collar. "Hey! Let me.... ohh." Radditz' hand sank into Gokus pants and grabbed his underpants. Radditz' grip around the collar came to an end Goku found himself in a brutal hanging wedgie! His underwear slicing up between his butt cheeks. "Ahhh... oooohhh... OW! OW! OW!" Goku closed his tearing eyes in a reflex, his hands wandered down to protect his crotch. Radditz started to bounce his brother. Than he let go and sent Goku flying through the air through a kick into the butt! He was there before Goku even landed - and he welcomed his brother with a mercyless front wedgie! Goku groaned as the material reached his chin! Radditz threw him to the ground. He laughed. "Is that all? I guess I overrestimated you. Your a saiyan, damn! Act like it! If your going to die, you could atleast end your live fighting!" He rushed through air, pulling Gokus shirt over his head before throwing it to the side! It didn't take long before Goku found himself in nothing but a pair of briefs. Goku backed away nervously - no use. Radditz pulled him closer to noogie him. "Ah! Stop! Stop!" Radditz giggled and started to give his younger sibling a squeaky-clean wedgie. Gooku stood there, baffled. He was no kid anymore. And he had never known what it meant to have a sibling. He was still sure that many sibling were nice people. But at the same he longed to turn the clocks back to his pre-wedgie time. "Perhaps", Radditz said with a smirk. "But IF, you will first reveice some overdue lessons! I will wedgie you until your completly done, until you cry for mercy. Than I will give you the beating of a live time until you start crying like the bitch you are!" Goku screamed as his underwear was pulled to the breaking point, closing into a perfect shoulder wedgie! Goku crossed his legs until two powerful hands grabbed him by the butt cheeks, lifting him up into the air. Radditz stared at Goku's ass and pulled his right leg back, preparing for a kick... until it happened! A bright light flashed through the air, Radditz felt as if a living volcano was running in his direction! This energie vanished into a giant explosion! And for a brief, yet powerful moment everything wore the same colour! Piccolo allowed himself a tired smile. Their Plan had worked. It had to have worked! He and Goku had exchanged on their way here - and found a pretty good battle strategy, atleast if you considered the short time frame they had to operate in. Piccolo has spent years after his defeat to develop a new, very dangerous battle technique. Obviously he had planned to use for killing Goku. But they had no choice. They coudn't defeat Radditz - their chances were even small when considering their combined strengh. And so Piccolo had created a clone of himself, letting it accompany Goku, while he collected the energie necessary to peform his attack. And he HAD attacked once he was sure that Radditz was falling for their trick. Now it was done. Pretty good, Piccolo thought. Almost worth the... A cruel laughter sent a shiver down Piccolos spine. And once the smoke vanished... Radditz stared at Piccolo with a cold smile on his face. His right shoulder armor was gone, blood covered his shoulder - though the saiyan didn't seem to mind. He stepped closer, their gazes met in silence for a moment. Than Radditz said: "Pretty good, buddy. Pretty scary. I mean, I wasn't suprised of your attack... but I would have never thought that scum like you could come up with something powerful enough to kill me." Radditz forced a grin. His heart was still beating fast. This had been far to close. Radditz had fought for as long as he could remember. But he coudn't remember any moment where he came closer to dying than now. How could he let his guard down for even one second? Had moved even a tiny bit slower... Rage filled his head and his blood turned into lava. "But now it's my turn." He raised his hand and it started to glow from concentrated energy. "I won't let you go again!" Piccolo closed his eyes in fear, finding sudden value in every living second. Radditz screamed! Piccolo was shaking... but his death never came. And once he slowly opened his eyes again... he saw it. Apparently Goku had taken his chance and gave his brother a big wedgie! The moment the saiyan was distracted Goku went for his tail! And it worked. Piccolo almost didn't dare to believe his eyes as he saw Radditz falling down to his knees. Goku, who's stretched out underwear hang out of his pants, looked pretty beat up. He huffed. "Piccolo... Piccolo! What are you waiting for?! Go for an other try!" Piccolo blinked, then he quickly nodded. "Right! But be careful! I can't do it three times!" He hated that he had to admit a weakness to Goku of all people, but what should he do? It was the truth. If Radditz survived the next attack, well, they would die. Radditz face was puzzled. He looked at the ground, trying to put the puzzle pieces together. And his eyes grew large once he understood the peril he was in. His eyes wandered into Goku's direction. "Brother! Please! Please, let me go! You can't kill your own brother!" Piccolo bit his lip. This situation was unpleasantly familiar. But Goku woudn't fall for this lame trick... would he? Goku frowned. At first he tried to ignore his brother - but he coudn't. This was the guy that had allowed Piccolo to live. And now this? Could you call this anything else but an execution? "Please! Please let me go!" Radditz sounded as if he was close to crying. "Our People are dying! Do you truly wish for this to happen?! Let me go, let me go and I will leave forever - I swear it!" "Don't listen to him!", Piccolo shouted. "Don't be a fool! He's manipulating you! Have you forgot what he demanded?! What he did?!" Gokus hands were trembling. And even worse: His hands were also beginning to get sweaty. He woudn't be able to hold on for much longer. Goku closed his eyes and strengthened his posture. Then Piccolo started to grin. Sweat ran down his face. "It's done", he said. "I won't hold back... Partner. I coudn't dream up a better ending than your dying together!" "Whatever!", Goku shouted. And than it happend: One, Radditz' ship exploded into hundreds of pieces following a young boys scream. And two... Radditz' lips formed a evil grin as he managed to escape Gokus hold...